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Update Logs

Shit from the construction part that I actually fixed!

✦ 22/08/25 - Finished the splash page, that's all.

✦ 19/08/25 - Started working on a splash page, added some neighbours, removed the 'twitter' button from nav bc bsky embed works now.

✦ 12/08/25 - Added a section for some other site's buttons and also added subtle(ish) stars to the inner white fields on all containers.

✦ 11/08/25 - Made two site button options and added 'copy' buttons to them for the code.

✦ 11/08/25 - Added a visit tracker, joined a few webrings, made my own button, and made bluesky embed 'lightmode' instead

✦ 07/08/25 - Custom domain bc why not? They're cheap

✦ 07/08/25 - Fixed the alignment of containers on the 'not found' page

✦ 05/08/25 - Finally removing everything I had crossed off

✦ 05/08/25 - Made song name and artist name link back to their original sources upon click.

✦ 05/08/25 - Made this 'fix log' and put actual words in it bc while I was constructing it it was literally just random garble

✦ 05/08/25 - Fixed Bluesky embed (turns out neocities does not like external .js when you're not a supporter)

✦ 04/08/25 - Finished making the music player, it was a pain so I hope it paid off lol

✦ 29/07/25 - Blinky marquee now loops nicely, thanks for the reply on Reddit Deer

✦ Footer used to phase through every other element, fixed that

✦ 25/07/25 - Actually drew Wildcard above the construction box, he himself was under construction for a while

Hiya, Welcome!

Markus ✦ 22 ✦ He/Him

Welcome! this took me forever to make so I'm super glad you're here to see it! I'm Markus, Marko if you're the government, I usually go by Alfirmitive on most websites but also sometimes Alfirmix or Noodle. I'm a Digital Artist that does the art part very infrequently. I'm riddled with AuDHD and am not allowed to have just one interest so I also do a bunch of little crafts- which you may or may not get to see on here, depends on if said short lived hobby dies before I get there or not lmao

Anyway this site is nothing but yapping, you get to lay witness to my brains hyperfixations at lightspeed, I hope you like a million thoughts shot out at you at like mach 3.

Visit Counter & Site Buttons

Began tracking on 11/08/25

Oh, I also finally made buttons! Here, take these!

I know they obviously didn't need copy buttons but I wanted to test out some js since I'm not great at it.

I really wanted these to have my OC on them but I couldn't make it work.

Yap-Central

He got tired of waiting for me to fix everything.

Under Construction

Kinda image heavy straight from the hop, sorry about that.
Here's a little to-do list of things I'm currently working on, so that you know that if parts of this site look like shit I'm aware they look like shit, which absolves me of all criticism. Obviously.

✦ All the nav buttons still lead to Pinterest lol
✦ Working on a little subsection in the interests container
✦ Art container contains no art, not even a single picture, literally just me rambling whilst trial and erroring my way to a decent looking website. I'm very good at this.
✦ Interests will become a seperate page with fun themeing stuff, you'll see, it'll be cool. Trust.
✦ Make the credits page
✦ I think it'd be very funny to have some text above the top middle section that mocks the minecraft tips thing
✦ Add pause button for all the GIFs on the page bc I KNOW that shits obliterateing someones performance
✦ Currently working on a splash page, it's not awful but I don't wanna use it until it actually looks good
✦ Recently learned my music autoplays upon page open, added a warning to the Splash page and can't really find a fix yet.

Badges, Stamps, & Blinky Shit

This is where all the badges and blinky things I've collected live, I mourn the days of HTML bios in websites so there's not many places left for me to have a stamp collection.

My brain is entirely consumed by SU content

Random Buttons I Found

Neighbours and mutual :3

These are sites that I came across and thought were cool, you should go look at them.