Btw, if you want capitalism to kill itself but you, like me, are an ice-capp feind, I gotchu friend. You just need a decent blender, I've never been able to blend the ice very well so this'd probably work better if you- for some reason- owned a slushy machine.

✦ 1/2 cup thicc milk or cream
I started with using coffee cream but bc it only comes in 1L cartons it got annoying to buy all the time, I use 3% milk now and find no difference.

✦ 1 tbspn instant coffee
I put this in with the milk first and blend it good so I don't get awful chunks of instant coffee mid-sippy.

✦ 4 tbspn brown sugar
You can also do 3 if that seems like too much to you.

✦ 2 tspn vanilla extract
If you bake you already know some people can tell the difference between real and artificial, I cannot.

✦ Like 12 ice cubes?
Like I said, I haven't figured out how to blend this too well yet so depending on what you use to make these it might be more or less, I haven't figured this one out yet lol